The Germans: Pocket Guide Part 2 -
part 1 here
King Edward 7th (Dirty Bertie)
Queen Victoria’s eldest son. Ruled 1901 - 10
As Prince of Wales,
like 'Priny' before him,
took on the stewardship of the sex & drugs & rock & roll club. In today’s climate he would have been jailed for serial child rape.
Bertie disappointed his mum in all except looting the Civil List and religiously following the family policy of banking royal loot in the Alps. Bertie used the European shooting-party-circuit to tout for business for his principle bankers, Rothschilds, who were duly grateful. One of Bertie’s shooting pals, Prince Trautmansddorff, employed 400 beaters...
Edward 7th (Dirty Bertie) with one of over 2,000 Stag
he found the time to slaughter.
The royal day still revolves around the perverts practice
of killing dumb animals for "pleasure."
Anyone for Skittles?
The press lost count of ‘Dirty Bertie’s bed warmers’.
left, a Liverpudlian 'good time girl' known
as Skittles from the days she worked in a dockside skittle alley.
Skittles warmed the beds of Dirty Bertie & his randy nephew,
Kaiser Wilhelm 2nd.
Clammy Cammy's great granny, Mrs. Alice Kepple,
was one of the last of Dirty Bertie's whores.
The Danish Princess of Wales, Alexandra.
Her sister became the fabulously wealthy Empress Marie of Russia.
1875. The placid Princess Alex came close to losing it when her husband, Dirty Bertie, told her she was not invited on his latest Royal Tour.
Prince Of Wales Tour. January,1876.
Dirty Bertie at the start of six months
shagging his way across India.
Thousands of miles away 100,000 illiterate young Indian's were learning they had been conned into slave labour. They were promised a 'new life.' They thought they were going to an island off the
West Indian coast. They found themselves working for a pittance on Caribbean plantations owned by Bertie's
family and friends.
Victoria's Establishment used illiterate Indian's wherever
the Empire ran short of illiterate Africans.
By the reign of Edward 7th (Dirty Bertie) 1901-1910. Most British newspaper owners were on the Palace pay-roll.
It was left to truthful publications like the magazine Punch to remind the public of the royal family's core business.
Anyone who thinks the royal family could give a toss what happens to Britain and the British have yet to read the evidence. This family see the poor people of the entire world as their
24, 2008. "In an
unprecedented move the palace has released parts of the Queen's Christmas
In short; nobody other than the seriously
senile will be watching this Palace Propaganda on Christmas Day. So the
controlled media have been ordered to broadcast her majestic, pathetic lies
- about how much she feels the peasants pain - on Christmas Eve.
Twenty-seven-thousand Woolworth's staff will be slung
out of work in a day or two because the Queen's bankers feel the need for a
No doubt the Woolies girls will be over the moon with the "Queen's
Message." Knowing as they do, that they and their families taxes pay for
this "royal family" to live in obscene luxury; in seven palaces with over
one-thousand personal servants grovelling to the "royals" every whim while
the "royals" are guarded 24/7 by the SAS - once again at the tax payers
expense. In fact; as the bankers plan bites and unemployment gets worse the
Queen will order higher levels of security for the "royals." Costing the
British taxpayer even more -
God Save The German Queen?
Foreign gang who became the phony Windsor's
The ‘Royal Mob.’ Cowes
Annual Piss Up. 1909.
above, left to right.
Edward, Prince of Wales - the future King Edward 8th. His Danish grandmother Queen Alexandra, his sister Princess Mary, his aunt Princess Victoria and Russian cousins Grand Duchess’s Olga & Tatiana.
Seated left to right. His German mother, the future Queen Mary, his Russian uncle, the despotic Zsar Nicky, his grandfather Edward 7th, (Dirty Bertie) his German aunt Zsarina Alex, his father, the future George 5th (Lizzy's granddad who invented the phony House of Windsor) and Russian cousin Grand Duchess Marie.
Sat at Dirty Bertie’s feet. Russian cousins, Zsarevich Alexei and Grand Duchess Anastasia.
After the first bombs ever to fall on London,
hand dropped from the King's cousins Zeppelins.
The King (George 5), ordered a luxurious bomb shelter to
at the tax payers expense, underneath the 690 room Buckingham
The palace had (and has) its own underground railway connecting to the
so the "royals" could leave Buck House for Scotland if they felt the need.
WW1: Royal War Profits
The Civil List (taxpayers money) provides lavish expenditure for the monarch
to spend on Palace entertaining, civic and ceremonial occasions. All of
which are cancelled in the time of war. King George 5th, who reigned
1910-1936, received a Civil List of £817,000
per year -
throughout WW1. Men fighting for King &
Country were paid an average of
St. Morizt 1915. Favourite venue of war profiteers and their agents \ nominees.
After the carnage of WW1 the royals resumed their usual lifestyle. Entertaining German cousins on their various estates. Racing their yachts at Cowes, their horses at Ascot. Fashion shopping in Paris in the spring and, of course, the usual winter piss-ups in the Alps - paid for by their
principal banker Rothschild's.
George 5th - Edward 7th's second eldest son
Ruled 1910 - 36.
King George 5th and his German
To hide their German roots & investments George 5th changed the family's
real name, Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, to Windsor. The
uneducated came to believe the royals are English!
George 5th was the first King to use the new mass communication tool of radio to tell the public all was well when, in truth, half of his subjects lived and died in grinding poverty. While his subjects were starving George 5th spent his entire reign trying to beat his top-score for one winters shooting - 12,109 birds!
During his reign the best brains at Oxbridge came to see the King’s Establishment, from which most Oxbridge scholars sprang, as a blot on the landscape.
The British Communist Party was born. George 5 had every reason to fear the Communists who wanted the so-called royals executed - as they had been in Russia. The spy's Blunt, Blake, Philby, Burgess and Mclean cut their teeth on Communism - which meant sharing the wealth of the country - the opposite of everything palace-pampered-royal-perverts stand for.
1924. Cambridge economics professor Maurice Dobbs founded the League Against
Imperialism - which denounced the King's Establishment's rape of Africa & India.
1931. Mass unemployment led George 5 to 'persuade' the Labour Party leader, Ramsey MacDonald, to abandon Labour principles and lead a placeman government. Had Macdonald refused the King's Establishment could have collapsed. Ending the monarchy. MacDonald was thrown out of the Labour Party for taking the Kings shilling.
The Oxford Union passed the motion:
'This House Will Not Under Any Circumstances Fight for King & Country.'
A year later, at Trinity College Founders Feast, the King's Tory Chancellor Of The Exchequer, Neville Chamberlain told his audience the King’s unemployed subjects were really very happy!
It was the kind of speech (now called spin) smirking Tory politicians had become adept at delivering on BBC radio. The Cambridge elite were having none of it. Chamberlain was hooted and shouted down. In the audience that night was Guy Burgess, one of the 'Apostles,' who would
later defect to Moscow.
(As Prime Minister, Chamberlain personally thanked Adolf Hitler on behalf of the so-called
"royals" for banning the Communist Party. Winston Churchill was
the only leading politician who spoke out against Hitler's concentration camps where thousands of communists were being tortured and murdered. Were it not for Churchill, Chamberlain, on behalf of the
King, would have appeased Hitler all the way and invited the Nazi's to occupy
England, Wales and Ireland leaving Scotland for the "royals" to carry-on
feasting, fox hunting, pheasant shooting and playing dress-up as-per-usual).
Wallis Simpson & King Edward 8th.
George 5 despaired at his son's drug taking, whoring and drinking. His heir, Edward,
left was his main worry.
George 5 kept his bi-sexual son’s out of the press by bribing newspaper owners with knighthoods. Consequently; when he died the public knew nothing of the new King’s girlfriend Mrs. Wallis Warfield Simpson.
George 5th,s eldest son.
Ruled Jan-Dec 1936
During the Depression when most British people went hungry, Edward, as Prince of Wales, ‘spent money like water on jewellery for his stable of filly’s.’ Designer jewellers in Paris, New York and London were favoured with commissions. He gave one London jeweller 2,920 precious stones to make one of his girl-friends a different ring, for every-finger, for every-single-day-of-the-year (The stones came from one of the many Royal Jewel Rooms. Edward’s great-grand-parents, his grand-parents and his parents had all been given countless gifts of precious stones by hundred’s of regional rulers of Indian. Princes, Maharajahs and Nawabs showered all the royals with fabulous gifts of jewellery. Christening, birthday, wedding, anniversary presents ect.. Dirty Bertie
had returned from his six-month tour of India with three cabin trunks stuffed with
gifts of suites of diamonds, emeralds, rubies and pearls).
Ten months after Edward became King. Most MP’s made it known they would refuse to serve him if he married his twice-divorced American girlfriend, Mrs Wallis Simpson. Divorcee’s were barred from ‘Court’ where incest, adultery and buggering the servants is
Edward could easily have kept Wallis, as his
mistress, in the background, as most members of this family do. Rather than
live the royal lie the Grumpy Greek lives with Lizard Lizzy and the
grotesque Charles lived with Diana, he abdicated to marry the women he loved.
Wallis Simpson became a much maligned woman. Had Wallis been the manipulating bitch Palace propaganda would have you believe. She would have made sure Edward stayed on the Throne, hanging in the background, like the broomstick-riding-Clammy
Cammy, waiting for time and tide to change public perceptions. Would she not?
Edward gave-up the Civil List for love. His niece, Princess Margaret, gave up love for the Civil List. His grand nephew, the quintessential buffoon Charles, has settled for a foxhunting fossil.
George 5th's second eldest son. Ruled 1936-1952
"The Backward King." The weight of his brother’s Crown was too much for ‘backward’
(drunkard) George. He could not have done his State Boxes without his wife,
Lizzy Bowes Lyons, who had to conduct the day-to-day business of State. Or the monarchy, weakened by the Abdication, could have ended.
1934. Albert, Duke of York and Lady Elizabeth Bowes Lyons, the debutant who perpetuated the phony monarchy by having herself artificially inseminated. Albert later changed his name to become King George 6th.
Lizzy Bowes Lyons,
left and below, was one of many totally self-centered-filthy-rich-bitches who set out to marry the handsome Prince Of Wales. She ended-up with the thickest of his backward brothers Albert, Duke of York. Lizzy Bowes Lyons became known as the Dowdy Duchess.
When Edward 8th abdicated, 1936,
Albert above and
right, changed his name to distance himself from his namesake, Prince Albert. Still despised by those who knew the true history of the royals as "that greedy German." Albert become King George 6.
His Dowdy Duchess became Queen. When Albert died of drink she insisted on being known as "The Queen Mother."
State Papers due for release 2036-2052 will confirm the Queen Mum was the unsung Head Of State 1936-1952.
State Papers will not reveal how the canny Scots Queen Mum saved the phony monarchy by retrieving the family correspondence mentioning their investments in Mr
Hitler's Nazi Germany. Or how she used her insider knowledge (from the daily Red Boxes) and the royal maze of banker \ nominees to gain control of companies involved with Windscale-Sellafield. Being responsible for
The Defence Of The Realm every British monarch has necessarily been involved in insider-arms-dealing. No previous monarch could have foreseen the £Trillions waiting on the nuclear-gravy-train the Queen Mum jumped on.
The Queen Mum’s eldest by artificial insemination
Without the royals team of gynaecologists the phony monarchy would have ended naturally (i.e. as God intended).
Due to the totally corrupt mainstream media Elizabeth The Useless still has some supporters. Albeit educationally-sub-normals who can not be expected to know the phony royals will be safely air-lifted out of Britain - to join their offshore £Trillions the moment the lid comes-off Sellafield.
The British pubic are scheduled to be abandoned, to choke to death on fall-out without so much as a royal wave. Since 1974, when the Lucan's nanny, Sandra Rivett, was battered to death in Belgravia, the Chiefs Of Staff have referred to the royal family's nuclear-escape-plan as
The Lucan Agenda - i.e. the filthy-rich will get away with murder,
as per usual.
The eleven monarchs above have employed fifty-two prime-ministers. Eleven of them have worked for Queen Lizzy The
Useless (1) Winston Churchill, (2) Anthony Eden, (3) Harold Macmillan, (4) Alec Douglas-Home, (5) Harold Wilson, (6) Edward Heath, (7) James Callaghan, (8) Margaret Thatcher, (9) John Major, (10) Tony Blair (11) Gordon Brown.
Some people are
so remarkably stupid they do not know; nothing happens in this green and pleasant land that is not
ordered by Queen Lizzy through her passing Prime Mouthpiece. i.e.
immunity for thieving bankers, peanuts for pensioners but endless billions for nuclear power and illegal wars for
royal oil and arms profits.
Official Secrets Act
Cabinet Ministers are only given a summary of the meetings they attend. They are not trusted with a full report of their own meetings! Only the Queen gets the minutes verbatim. The public have to wait a minimum of 30 years to know what was said in the Cabinet Room and the Privy Council. If, at that time, the Palace still don't want you to know, State Papers are shelved for another thirty-years, ad infinitum. Twice in 1959 Cabinet Papers were immediately stamped NOT TO BE SEEN UNTIL 2059. These two meetings discussed Queen Lizzy's forthcoming happy event. For the first time since the camera was invented the birth of a "royal" was to be played down and shielded from the press. Other plans were put in place to handle the unlikely event of the public learning the child's' father was Lord Porchester.
Records of Cabinet and Privy Council meetings during the year-long Miners Strike may never see the light of day - these meeting planned the destruction of our clean-coal research centre and the closure of 177 of Britain's 223 coal mines. The coal industry was destroyed in favour of more profitable oil, gas and nuclear power stations.
Profitable for oil, gas and nuclear- vested Queen Lizzy that is.
Through the usual nominee's, the phony Windsor family have held the controlling interest in the British nuclear waste (read bomb) industry since 1952. The royal family have been heavily invested in oil since 1885 - when finding oilfields became the new gold rush. Britain's arms sales to Indonesia have a lot more to do with the royals century-old investments in Indonesian oilfields than any here-today-gone-tomorrow Minister of the Crown. "Ethical" considerations have never entered royal thoughts. Let alone royal family investments.
Foreign Secretary Robin Cook reduced British arms sales to Lizzy's pals in Jakarta. Cook was removed from the Foreign Office. Not one of our smarmy army of political pundit's predicted Cook's demotion. Robin Cook resigned over the illegal invasion of Iraq. His sudden death is wide open to speculation. Exotic Poison
Flings with One's Flunkies
Only the monarch can propose marriage. Queen Victoria was a headstrong girl of eighteen when she told her German first cousin, Prince Albert, he could marry her. Determined to rule alone she told him he would never see any State Secrets; contained in the Red Boxes the monarch has to sign-off every day. However Albert from all accounts was a faithful husband. While Vicky was busy having nine children to increase the Civil List. Albert got complete control of the Red Boxes. He was also invited to sit in on Cabinet meetings. Queen Lizzy's Cabinet's have treated Phil the Greek (above right) like a bell-ringing leper. His political skills have become the subject of a series of joke books. Young Phil was often made aware his future mum-in-law and 'the court,' she hand-picked and controlled, looked down on him. When he married Lizzy, 1947, Phil was still arrogant enough to believe he would get to see the contents of the Red Boxes.
Only after the wedding did he realize he was employed as nothing more than a sperm donor. It wasn't long before Phil was sleeping with alternative sperm receivers. Starting with the usual 'palace flunketts' and equally brain-dead 'starlets.'
One, one's Greek & his young fuck
1952. King George 6th
died and Lizzy became Queen. When the Red Boxes arrived Phil was barred from Lizzy's study, unlike her mum who, had, had to explain what was in the boxes to her dim-witted husband, King George 6th. The only secret Phil ever did get to see is the royals nuclear escape plan.
Cruising the world on the royal yacht Phil learned from servants gossip Lizzy had ordered a duplicate set of Red Boxes to be delivered every day to the Queen Mum. In the event of anything nasty happening to Lizzy, the Queen Mum, not the next-adult-in-line, the inept Princess Margaret, would have become Acting Head of State (Regent) Phil the Greek was never in the running.
Phil's one and only crowning achievement is his boast of having 'laid a thousand women,' including Zsa Zsa Gabor, Jane Russell, Anna Massey, Shirley McLain, Merle Oberon, an American Girl Pipers band and Fergie's mum. He has been barred from his wife's bed since 1955 when Lizzy, caught him in the Sandringham stables grinding the arse off their cousin Princess Alexander (above right)
Queen Liz's Story
What one would say if one were honest
One needed a psychiatrist after one's Greek stated he had no intention of ending his affair with our young cousin, Alexander. One was told he was sick of his duty; following one around the world - in his words "like a performing dog." Of course one could easily change a few silly Church Laws and divorce the ungrateful swine. But one's clever Mum convinced one the ensuing scandal would turn one's subjects against one. "Your Parliament is half full of bloody socialists." Mummy reminded one. "If the truth gets out they will slash the Civil List to the fucking bone and call for a Republic." So. Advised by Mummy's gang of hand-wringing-parasites fearful, like Mummy, of losing their money-for-nothing-palace-positions, one has to admit one was talked into living a blatant lie. One's childhood acting lessons came in handy to fool the world one was happily married. One very soon realized if one's Greek could screw around with impunity - so could one. Lord Porchester, the head lad of one's racing stables, (below right) was always up for a fuck. Andy Pandy, in the present parlance, is a 'dead ringer' for Porchy
(below centre). One can thank another palace flunky, Patrick Plunket, (above centre) for Edwina
Plunkett was one's deputy head butler.
Rumour's that two hard core porno film's were filmed at Windsor have been denied by palace spin doctors. The films, "Rocking The Horsebox" & "Banging The Butler" have mysteriously disappeared off video lists...
see The Royal Marriages. Smyth Gryphon. Lady Colin Campbell also see The Royals. Time Warner Books. Kitty Kelly.
Off-with-her-head King Henry 8th 'acquired' the Frogmore estates to compliment Windsor Castle's Hunting Park...
Mad King George gave Frogmore to his five unmarried daughter's to give them something to do. 'The ugly sisters' took turns to organize fancy dress balls for the royals business pals (now known as the Establishment) In the summertime week-long fetes were held in Frogmore's extensive gardens where the eldest sister, the Princess Royal, kept a set of Chinese pigs as a conversation piece...
Queen Victoria gave Frogmore to her mum (Princess Victoria of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha) because Prince Albert and mum-in-law hated each-others guts so much they could not live in the same castle! Victoria & Albert are buried in Frogmore's mausoleum...
Since 1928 every minor royal has been planted in the "royal plot" at Frogmore. Wallis Simpson, King Edward 8th and the present Prince Edward's father, Patrick Plunket, are buried here. Lizzy, who, wept like a child at Plunket's interment, "designed" his elaborate tomb-stone. Plunket can rest assured the taxpayer paid for it.
Frogmore, above, is a 'grace & favour' home. The monarch sets (& pockets) the rent of over 350 'grace & favour' properties dotted around Great Britain. Frogmore, in the grounds of Windsor Castle, has become "Queen Lizzy's junk room." Everyday Lizzy receives gifts from royalists. Gifts from other Heads of State that can not be safely converted into cash end-up being dumped at Frogmore.